Similar to the friend zone which is usually female to male, except in this case the male 'girlfriend zones' the female. Even though the female would like to be just friends, the male cannot view her as anything besides a potential romantic partner. He will hit on her and then act upset when she doesn't want to be in a relationship with him. Victims of the girlfriend zone may sometimes be labeled as a tease.
This can go for both genders. (boyfriend zoned)
This can go for both genders. (boyfriend zoned)
Ann: So are you hanging out with Ben after class today?
Leslie: No, he girlfriend zoned me hard. Hes a cool guy, but I can't hang out with him for more than 10 minutes without him making a pass at me.
Leslie: No, he girlfriend zoned me hard. Hes a cool guy, but I can't hang out with him for more than 10 minutes without him making a pass at me.
by msier February 13, 2013
When the Pope must tender his resignation and can no longer perform his prescribed duties because of old age, Catholic Church and Priests indiscretions and lots of inappropriate fondling.
Pope Benedict XVI is too pooped to Pope and is therefore resigning, apparently due to his age, frailty and stress from an over abundance of Catholic Church hanky panky.
by stanwich February 12, 2013
Marcus, coming to the realization that a violent and copious ejaculation was imminent, make a quick sexit so as to distribute his sperms in a more visually appealing manner.
by Nearly Normal January 20, 2009
The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum
Co-worker 1: Man, you look like hell for a Tuesday! Are you gonna make it for Mardi Gras cocktails tonight?
Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!
Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!
by Sazerac February 04, 2008
An Adderall-induced all nighter.
Consuming copious amounts of the prescription ADD/ADHD medication Adderall in order to stay up all night and accomplish a given task. This method is most commonly employed by overworked/procrastination inclined college students.
Consuming copious amounts of the prescription ADD/ADHD medication Adderall in order to stay up all night and accomplish a given task. This method is most commonly employed by overworked/procrastination inclined college students.
by WHinie December 12, 2008
The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.
Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."
by a non a muss June 23, 2011
Before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began all the manhole covers in and around the city were welded open as a counter-tourism measure.
by Dic Maestro February 07, 2013