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Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.
"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"
by Droobilicious August 21, 2013
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Farte Blanche

Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.
She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.
by Friedlad August 21, 2013
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Fanute

To change something into something better
Fanute the apartment into a house.

Fanute that DM into a phone number.

.Jesus can fanute water into wine.
by Pard0nMyTweet August 1, 2012
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Speak Truth to Power

This phrase originated with the Quakers in a 1955 pamphlet (Speak Truth to Power: A Quaker Search for an Alternative to Violence) promoting pacifism, in the belief that love can overcome hatred. It has come to mean "speaking out to those in authority" and is now used in politics and human rights activism.
We must speak truth to power when legislation tramples on our constitutional rights.
by hojicha August 19, 2013
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thun thun

A slang term for Ecstacy (MDMA) commonly used in the San Francisco Bay area of the United States. However, the slang term has become widely popular by the song "Don't Drop That Thun Thun" by Finatticz.
A: "You better not drop that thun thun."

B: "But, if I drop it, I can just pick it up, grab a bad bitch, and head to the cut!"
by CuppyCakes August 19, 2013
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Count it

After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.
YOUR MOM!!!!! COUNT IT (free throw motion)
by Barney Keller March 8, 2003
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Couch syrup

The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober
Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.
by Bernard Snatchly August 17, 2013
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