Urban Dictionary, January 1: Birth Vegan

Birth Vegan

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth

I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.

by Spinroyd October 23, 2013

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wash the cat

An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.

Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.

by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013

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stealership

Business entity where one can purchase vehicles or have vehicle maintenance and repairs performed at exorbitant prices. Remember to bend over and bring lots of lube. Variant of dealership.

Sorry bro, I don't have the rent money, I just had to pay $1300 to get my ride fixed. Next time I won't take it to the fucking stealership!

by ScottyG October 6, 2005

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Passive learning

Watching tv and letting the knowledge come to you

Instead of going to school today I'm gonna sit back and do some passive learning.

by Erni October 20, 2013

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poverty porn

Maury, Jerry Springer, and any show that purposefully uses the extremely poor and/or desperate uneducated people to exploit them for the purpose of entertainment.

"Every time I see a show that involves poor people fighting, it just gives me the worst poverty porn vibe."

by Nenona571 October 20, 2013

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College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.

Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with

by AKewlName October 20, 2013

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