by Wisdom Seeker March 16, 2013

by MDub75 September 11, 2013

1. camouflage consisting of red, green, and white.
2. Wearing a hodgepodge of Christmas colors in an unfashionable manor.
2. Wearing a hodgepodge of Christmas colors in an unfashionable manor.
Careful not to wear your Christmas Pajamas with your Christmas sweater or you will be accused of wearing Christmas fatigues.
Actually I own a Pajama pants that is red, green, and white camo. Christmas Fatigues.
Actually I own a Pajama pants that is red, green, and white camo. Christmas Fatigues.
by DRFNM November 05, 2013

The equivalent of a a facepalm (used out of disgust/defeat at having to entertain the musings of a moron), specifically used when dealing with a religious fundamentalist gomer, who reflexively recites hypocritical psychotic monkey garbage in the absence of any rational thought.
"Did you hear what my hero, the demi-god Pat Robertson said about homosexuality and belly buttons?"
"Holy shit... wasn't it something about innies & outies?"
"Yeah, God says that 'the way it dips is the way you flip,' Matthew 2013..."
"You're an idiot (facepsalm)."
"Holy shit... wasn't it something about innies & outies?"
"Yeah, God says that 'the way it dips is the way you flip,' Matthew 2013..."
"You're an idiot (facepsalm)."
by craftywolf April 01, 2013

by Heavysemi November 04, 2013

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.
Friend says "man you are canine whipped". Similar term used for girlfriends and wives.
Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:
Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.
Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:
Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.
by MtIronWalker September 18, 2013

by DrDinnerSweat March 06, 2013
