The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".
Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.
by MadMikey May 16, 2013
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Get the Daylate savings time mug.When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.
by Dan Matison August 20, 2013
Get the furniture brother mug.A person who prefers to view a live musical performance through the screen of his or her camera/phone, thus blocking the view of the concertgoers behind the camera.
"Dude, how was the Metallica concert last night?"
"They sounded great, but those fourth-row tickets I paid all that money for were pointless. I couldn't see Kirk Hamett's fingering because the cameragoer in front of me was filming the whole damn show on his iPhone!"
"Well, maybe you could at least check out what he filmed on YouTube."
"Naw. I checked. It wasn't even there. It's like he was just filming the whole time to validate his experience at the show."
"Whatta douche!"
"They sounded great, but those fourth-row tickets I paid all that money for were pointless. I couldn't see Kirk Hamett's fingering because the cameragoer in front of me was filming the whole damn show on his iPhone!"
"Well, maybe you could at least check out what he filmed on YouTube."
"Naw. I checked. It wasn't even there. It's like he was just filming the whole time to validate his experience at the show."
"Whatta douche!"
by Ol'skool August 21, 2013
Get the Cameragoer mug.A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for "really fucking cold" or "fucking freezing."
Schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero F.
My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
by dazed.konfuzed January 04, 2014
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Someone: I dunno..
You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.
Someone: Talibanter!!
Someone: I dunno..
You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.
Someone: Talibanter!!
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