Volunteer's remorse

When you volunteer to help with something and immediately regret doing so.
I signed up to be a chaperone for the high school band's out of town game and then had volunteer's remorse so I scribbled my name off the list.
by scribbled out August 25, 2013
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commandoflauge

Is the art of freeballing it while wearing army style pants.
John:Look at Bob, he is always wearing Army pants.

Peter: He never wears undies either, I used to be his room mate.
John: So he is going Commandoflauge then?
by Cheffy 71 October 28, 2013
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no meeting day

A very rare fictional concept used by some mystical factions to assign a day where the members of said factions are not to actually meet with one another in hopes of improving individual productivity.
The elvs at the Keebler cookie factory decided Thursday was a no meeting day.
by baconaid January 17, 2013
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got my contacts in

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.
Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga
by manwithspecialeyes October 09, 2013
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Russian Morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Vodka.
The party was fucking insane
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Russian morning though, I felt like shit.
by Iatehisliverwithsomefavabeans September 03, 2013
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Sigother

N. Love interest or committed companion/partner. Abbreviation for "Significant Other"
My sigother and I have been together for 4 years.
by brianfest July 18, 2009
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Sewage Fart

Blasting such a disgusting rotten shit smelling fart that it cases people to believe there is a sewer leak in the area.
We have had reports of a sewer line break but we have yet to find the source. Maybe someone let loose a sewage fart.
by Creeping Death Corpse September 06, 2013
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