When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.

An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".

A fetish involving a desire to engage in sexual activity with man made constructions. These may include, buildings, houses, towers and bridges.

The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.

The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.