College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.
Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with
by AKewlName October 20, 2013
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niplash

NOUN
whiplash of the nipple or nipples.
Extreme soreness of the nipple or nipples from seatbelt or clothing malfunction.
After the fender-bender, Ralph discovered he was suffering from niplash.
by AnonMS December 30, 2008
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antistalking

Methodically learning another person's routine in order to systematically avoid them.
Bradley is antistalking his boss today because he hates the bastard.
by Clearly October 13, 2013
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charger-challenged

The inability to remember to plug a cell phone in to recharge occasionally, thus resulting in a battery-dead device.
Jean's IPhone never work's when she needs it. She cannot ever remember to plug it in overnight. She is definitely charger-challenged.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
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anglo-klaxon

A loud English person, typically american.
While traveling in Europe I was constantly surrounded by anglo-klaxons.
by jparadis October 13, 2013
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concert boyfriend

A guy you meet at a concert or music festival that you dance (or whatever) with for one song or even the whole time you're there. Usually you pick a guy you've never seen and will probably never see again. Sometimes relationships or friendships can form. Sometimes this is more like a one night (concert) stand situation.
(At a concert)
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.
by Alifroyaknow October 13, 2013
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ain't about that life

When someone, usually trying to be gangster, is stressing how he does not like how something is run or what they didn't do in a situation.
Man, and then I ate chocolate cake. They didn't have vanilla but that's okay cuz I ain't about that life.
by InnerSol October 13, 2013
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