planet ass

a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass

John always has a girlfriend. He must live on planet ass.

I overheard Kelly and Kristy talking about how they wish they lived on planet ass.

planet ass by parrots December 14, 2008

Get merch

Get the planet ass mug.

See more merch

Wabbit

"standard" Scots word meaning exhausted, tired, worn out, etc..

Ah wiz wabbit after clearin'-oot ma gearden o' all thon leaves.

Wabbit by Quimper February 23, 2007

Get merch

rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

rub hog by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Get merch

Quant

A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.

Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy.

Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.

Quant by liveMike January 11, 2014

Get merch

boom boom

basic, low level class. A regional adjective used in Tampa, FL

I got placed in the boom boom math class next year.

boom boom by hime_chan October 27, 2006

Get merch

competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

competence porn by charlemagne March 5, 2014