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Exhaustipated 

Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.
I worked my fingers to the bone, my ass is dragging and I'm as exhaustipated as a push-me pull-you. A push-me pull-you is any animal with a head on both ends and no asshole so it can't shit even after a whole day of trying.
Exhaustipated by krob7418 April 17, 2009
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De-extinction 

The ability to resurrect extinct species.
After watching "Jurassic Park," some scientists walked away thinking de-extinction was a pretty good idea.
De-extinction by costrike March 15, 2013

Shit Bow 

An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.
When I complained about the soup container leaking, he gave me a shit bow.
Shit Bow by CurbThyself August 25, 2011

fruit and flowers 

What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes.

The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)
They haven't been to generous with the Fruit and Flowers tonight, Tony's almost finished the lot!
fruit and flowers by bumfluff September 1, 2006

moronification

- the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.
The moronification of society continues unabated thanks primarily due to the internet.
moronification by MAKEVIL December 16, 2009
a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.
Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.
cooked by tvdropper December 2, 2016

causeplay 

Cosplaying but for a cause and to raise awareness.
I think I just saw the Monopoly Man at the Senate Banking hearing sit right behind the Equifax CEO Richard Smith. That's wild.

No... it's causeplay. No get-out-of-jail cards for millionaires from companies like Equifax & Wells Fargo!
causeplay by D e l e t e October 6, 2017