What's the damage?

Means how much does it cost, how much do I owe you.

Steve: "I'd like an eighth of that"

Chris: "Here you go"

Steve: "What's the damage?"

Chris: "Forty dollars"

by chicagoman619 November 13, 2014

checkmated

When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.

Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."

by Foxlover1 November 13, 2014

by samuelmarie November 13, 2014

After lunch I enjoy a healthy food press.

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

When you get a reply from a snapchat you sent.

(generic duck face pic)
*send

New notification
"wahey I got a snapback"
(generic dic pic)

by qwertydoll May 08, 2014

The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.

While driving 80mph down the 87 freeway, Steve deftly applied cannilingus to drain the remaining contents of his Schlitz.

by word douche August 30, 2009

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008