Case of the Muesdays

After a holiday on Monday, going back to work on Tuesday feels like a Monday. You will have a case of the Muesdays.
I have a case of the Muesdays. I need a nap. Or a muffin.
by Wafsnipes23 May 27, 2014
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Labor Day

Every day that I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my shitty job.
Goddamnit, it's 6 am. I've got to get up for work. Another Labor Day!
by jenko2 September 05, 2011
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come meet my cat

I'm free for the next hour - come meet my cat!
by tpq August 24, 2014
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abeerance

The act of showing up somewhere because you feel obligated... but only for one beer because you don't want to stay too long.
"Ugh... holiday party. Guess I have to go make an abeerance"
by deansick December 18, 2013
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Tinder Bombing

Rolling into a new area and going on a Tinder binge to meet the locals.
To start off the trip to Altanta right, Kaz went Tinder bombing. No women went without being aware of his presence.
by UDNation August 23, 2014
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snitch bitch

Somebody who tells on everyone for everything. Sometimes nobody is doing anything wrong but a snitch bitch will make up something. Maybe because they want more attention, or they want to become popular, so they think its kool, or that's just who they are.
Person one: man, i can't go out.
Person two: what did you do?
Person one: nothing. I was doing backflips and stuff like that. next thing I know, my mom found out.

Person two: Really doe? who told on you? what a snitch bitch!
by Supersonic Music Princess August 22, 2014
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Gumby shoulders

The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.
"Joe had Gumby shoulders after being told that he didn't make varsity. Instead, he would have to play JV."
by yes juanito yes August 17, 2014
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