To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.

1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.

when you are going to punch or hurt someone

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.

nasty or unbearable, originating from the pot smoking community

Asking someone what they are up to. Exactly the same thing as "What's up?"