Selfie-conscious

When you're trying to take a selfie in public but fear other people are staring at you
"I want to take a selfie but I'm feeling a bit selfie-conscious"
by Emogen October 24, 2014
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The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.
Ugh, last night's party was insane. Why do I have 10 missed calls, and wtf - all these texts. I'm going back to bed, fuck this PPD - post party depression.
by firefly_CV October 24, 2014
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banana polish

Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.
Mom, if you're going to the store, Brad needs some more banana polish!
by zekebones October 27, 2014
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internet bambi

walking, talking, typing troll bait; named after Walt Disney's Bambi for their naivete and innocence
dude, you're being trolled.. stop being such an internet bambi.. SHEEEEESH..
by ShadowLing October 27, 2014
mugGet the internet bambimug.

emo flap

A hairstyle symbolizing one's angst and hatred of the world. It covers one of the eyes and comes down in a pizza slice shape. Commonly associated with emotionally challenged children. Keanu Reeves used to have one.
Person 1: "Did you see that dude's emo flap?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, he must hate his parents..."
by cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc October 28, 2014
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fauxbola

The moment that someone has a small cough or sniffle, that they believe they have ebola and have to announce it to the world.
Jimmy let out a loud sneeze on the train before announcing to the crowd 'I probably have Ebola you know' but in reality he was just suffering from fauxbola.
by Maryjade October 28, 2014
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That's not you

You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.
Bob: "I'm gonna go dance with that hot chick over there."

John:"Dude that's not you."

Bob: "why not?"

John:"Because you can't dance."
by LexiInCharge October 27, 2014
mugGet the That's not youmug.