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dat ass doe

That ass though.

A woman can be an idiot, or have an ugly face, but if she has a nice ass it makes you want to say "dat ass doe"
The same is true of her legs, "Dem legs doe!" "Them legs though"
"Dat hoe has got an ugly face, but dat ass doe"

Friend 1: "that girl is stupid."
Friend 2: "but dat ass doe."
Friend 1: "true."
by Nice ass November 16, 2013
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web shite

Oh my Goodness, what a shitty web shite is this?
by webdevelopee May 5, 2014
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cheers big ears

An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say "cheers big ears". There are two usual responses: "same goes big nose," or "up your nose with a rubber hose."
(At the pub after raising your glass)

You - "Cheers big ears"

Me - "same goes big nose"

(Followed by a wink and a big long quenching gulp of your drink)
by Ryan83 March 9, 2008
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morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.
stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch
by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015
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alpha

The head animal in a pack, and by extension, an unofficial leader. Often used sarcastically of someone who wants to lead a group.
George wants to be alpha, but no one takes him seriously.
by yet_another July 2, 2004
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Masturwait

Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.
Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.
by InternetHuman March 1, 2015
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earlingus

A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead
I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!
by earlingus October 15, 2012
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