1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout
John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.
by mjs831 December 07, 2014
Get the Child of Divorcemug. Mixing up Ebola and E-Coli. used by the under-informed population when trying to sound intellectual by talking about current events, but they get the two diseases confused and think they are the same thing.
My Grandpa cracks me up - last night after watching the news he declared to my Dad that "That damn Obama is to blame for this Eboli that's killing everyone, that's why he doesn't eat meat from Africa"
by MarkyN October 23, 2014
Get the ebolimug. Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"
Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."
Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."
by JDub789 November 29, 2014
Get the maintenance fuckmug. When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him
Haley- "What are you doing with those hundos"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
by apple201 November 28, 2014
Get the boyfriend moneymug. by Bobismymom December 01, 2014
Get the i feel your nutsmug. by ButICantaloupe November 29, 2014
Get the You're learning!mug. by Katieranger121 December 01, 2014
Get the on a thingmug.