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Costcop

the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave
Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.
by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015
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go down on

To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.
by Dave October 24, 2004
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compulsive highlighter

A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.

This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he's just reading!
by pavementphases March 10, 2011
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nexterday

I have to go to a meeting nexterday
by Betaglion March 10, 2011
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Easter Bunny

An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
by Dolphin_X April 17, 2003
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selfie stick

1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one's own johnson
The Louvre has banned the selfie stick.
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
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Memeophobia

A distinct, 21st century fear that a photograph or video posted on a social network medium will go viral and you will forever be immortalized in internet infamy.
Anthony, don't post that picture, you know I have memeophobia! I'm afraid to become a meme!
by sunsetblvd March 30, 2015
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