hides*

If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you
Boy: so what are you up to?
Girl: nothing much *hides*
by Lamplord December 04, 2014
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neargasm

the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.
She teased me forever - I would have complained but it was the best neargasm of my life.
by Saumya Ancheri December 02, 2014
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mehkay

adj. - mediocre in level of quality; lying somewhere between OK (or fine) and barely tolerable in one's opinion.
Friend1: "How did you find the movie?"
Friend2: "it was mehkay. I at least stayed awake through its entirety."
by YumiSpewns December 05, 2014
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armpit dingleberries

when stick deodorant is hastily applied to a hairy underarm region, resulting in chunks of deodorant becoming suspended in the mass of hair.
Every time he raised his arms, revealing those armpit dingleberries, I was horrifically mesmerized. I quickly became obsessed, both fearing and anticipating their next reveal.
by dafox December 04, 2014
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in their feelings

When someone is too caught up in their feelings and lets their emotions over-ride everything else in their life.
Aubrey: Hey Wayne, why did he punch me?
Wayne: they were just up in their feelings
by drakebrah December 09, 2014
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Freshman at life

Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"
Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.
by That second time at band camp December 06, 2014
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Child of Divorce

1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout
John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.
by mjs831 December 07, 2014
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