Urban Dictionary

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,

I'm down. I'm cool with that. I fucks with that.

What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.

A game between two guys who pull out their dicks and walk towards each other. Both lose or win if dicks touch.

Play when drunk!