Office Hit List

A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.
By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.
by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015
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say wussup

The act of attempting to court a shortie with the desire to acquire booty.
Joe: That girl over there is a bomb ass shortie, be my wing man when I go say wussup to her later.
by King of Inglewood May 02, 2006
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Instagram Prime Time

from 5 to 8 PM

the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.
person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.
by notGodbutclose April 01, 2015
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Barithmetic

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.
I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!
by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015
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Driver's License Weight

The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015
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Where they do that at

A more ghetto way of "Who does that?" when in a moment of surprise at someones actions
"Did that dude just pick his nose!?"

"Where they do that at!?"
by MagickMissle September 04, 2011
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bathroom buckshot

The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar Butt.

Antonym: Immaculate Defecation
Guy 1 - Dude, I had such bad ED that I barely pulled down my pants and BAAMM. Bathroom Buckshot.
Guy 2 - Nasty, good thing we are at White Castle.
by 2Black2Strong May 27, 2014
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