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Donald Lump

basically donald trump, bc he's a big 'ol white lump of overcomb + cheeto dust skin
dang, did you see donald lump in the news today? he was looking extra orange and lumpy.
by froyo666x January 25, 2017
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trumpcare

a new healthcare insurance system where you automatically lose your health coverage if you are sick or poor.
I went to the emergency room after the accident, they said, "we can't help you, you've got trumpcare."
by zen velo January 7, 2017
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Trump Treatment

When you go to a foreign country, order a presidential suite, and get videotaped watching two prostitutes pee on each other.
Guy 1: Dude when I went to Brazil, I totally got the Trump treatment!
Guy 2: Classic Trump treatment!
by Lsmei Mndeifar January 24, 2017
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Tyrannosaurus rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain
Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies
by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017
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alternative facts

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.
After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.
by Bogrimm January 22, 2017
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Hot Donald

Do you mind if I use your restroom? I'm about to have a Hot Donald.
by DrNeptune January 21, 2017
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Trump's Razor

"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"
Guy1: "Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee's cause Global Warming?"

Guy2: "Chalk another one up to Trump's Razor"
by thatrockydoh January 19, 2017
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