1 definition by The piney of five

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The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
by The piney of five March 23, 2018

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