virtual date

When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell :)
"Man i wish we could go see a movie"
well why don't we just have a virtual date?
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".
by JODAGOAT September 21, 2017
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thought itch

It's a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can't remember it.
I have a thought itch I can't remember.
by Titus Arillius September 21, 2017
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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Cigarettiquette

"Cigarette Etiquette"

The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.

Examples:
- Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
- Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
- Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
- Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers

- Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette

- Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
- Respecting the lucky cigarette
- Respecting the space of non-smokers
"Hey, that's my last dart, where's your Cigarettiquette?"
"Dead guy Bryan doesn't take Cynthia's last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette"
by Maltese Farrell September 21, 2017
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lap error

When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.
Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!
by Indianshreker September 16, 2017
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tea off

When you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting.
"Yo Kyle, we're f*cking having a tea off on saturday."
by 4yryahrd September 16, 2017
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click itch

An everlasting feeling of need to start clicking, usually on social sites such as Facebook, Instagram, Google, Pinterest, etc.
I can't stop searching Pinterest, I've got a click itch.
by ConfettiTechie September 15, 2017
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