brochet

Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.
Yo, we gonna brochet tonight?
Hell yeah. You bring the yarn and I'll provide the natty.
by slicksurfer1898 August 11, 2010
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I like the cut of your Jib

a far classier version of "i like your style", originally used by pirates in the 17th century the expression refers to the forward sail on most ships. The course and speed of a ship is determined by the cut of the ships jib so saying that you like the cut of someones jib is a way of saying, i like the way you're heading.
Original 17th Century Pirate context:
A - I think we should mutiny, Yarr!
B - I like the cut of your jib (jim lad optional)!!!

21st Century context:
A - lets go for a beer and some readily available cannabis
B - alright, i like the cut of your jib
by d4yogurt May 25, 2007
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jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.
Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.
by Devin84 October 15, 2007
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goofing around

As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."
No we aint real, we just be goofing around.
by rbh September 01, 2006
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Blackfishing

When a white person has purposely made themselves appear black on the internet
Person 1: have you seen beckys new post? She’s literally Facetuned herself so much. She looks black!
Person 2: she’s blackfishing
by definitionzz November 11, 2019
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Flounce

When a member of an online community announces they are leaving, usually after a protracted disagreement with other members of the community.
"I'm gone. You all enjoy your little discussions."
by idest October 06, 2004
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sanctimommy

A mother who is sanctimonious about her parenting choices. Looks down at and/or judges parents who don't make the same choices. A combination of the words "sanctimonious" and "mommy"
A sanctimommy told me I was poisoning my baby by feeding him formula.
by LynnZMbH July 03, 2014
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