Rug Pull

When after 4 days of sitting on the sidelines you decide to join the stock market and buy a 0 DTE SPY 420 Call only to watch SPY plummet 7% initiating a circuit breaker 3 seconds after you click the buy button.
Drew: Damn I was hoping to turn my stimulus check into a brand new Tesla but JPOW decided to rug pull on me right as I got in

Mike: Well at least you can get a 4 piece chicken tender at Wendy's
by JPOW2024 November 11, 2020
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deja-poo

The eerie, inescpapable feeling that this shit has happened to you before.
Man, serious deja-poo. I know this exact same shit has happened to me before.
by Robert C. Wilson August 24, 2005
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Return to monke

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.
by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020
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bridge troll

A typically grumpy person known most commonly for ruining someone's good mood, or crashing someone's party, or being an overall unpleasant person to be around. Could also be used to refer to an inanimate object, or a boring task.

Synonyms would include: Party-crasher, wet blanket, drag, etc.
"Don't be such a bridge troll." "Mr. Henderson is such a bride troll." "Filing paper work can be such a bride troll." "Why must my slow computer be such a bride troll??"
by moldEcow July 31, 2021
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astroturf

Creating the impression of public support by paying people in the public to pretend to be supportive.

The false support can take the form of letters to the editor, postings on message boards in response to criticism, and writing to politicians in support of the cause.

Astroturfing is the opposite of "grassroots", genuine public support of an issue.
Mike, admit you just got caught astroturfing. You're just pimping your own blog.

Microsoft didn't have grassroots support, so they created astroturf support.
by holloway August 17, 2004
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jomo

Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.
Guy #1: I had a great day, climbed a hill and didn't check facebook.
Guy #2: Good day?
Guy #1: Yea pure JOMO.
by thepeachman January 06, 2014
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Green Flag

A Green Flag is the direct opposite of a Red Flag. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically Red Flags are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuous, and socially acceptable. But Green Flags are often not as desirable as Red Flags because they have nothing to fix. People prize generally fucked up people who have mommy and or daddy issues, usually a drug problem, unemployed, or typically someone you wouldn't want to bring home or have a child with.
"Wow, what a catch! he's got a career and his own home. What? He also has a relationship with his family and can keep plants alive. Those are all Green flags. You should let him knock you up."

"Ok, so tell me about her?"
"Well, for starters she doesn't have an Onlyfans."
"Well that's a Green Flag if I've ever seen one."
by theoriginalpizzakitten February 21, 2021
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