"I thought this guy was totally cute but then he took his facemask off and I can see that he was maskfishing"
by trustfundsandpunishers August 01, 2020
The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.
The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.
by Jordan has Skills July 30, 2006
Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.
"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "
by EelNotRub August 31, 2016
by CPaigeS December 10, 2016
by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 26, 2019
Persian slang, Used when so surprised, or terrified; something like "omfg" or "holy shit" in English
Literally means "oh my wool"! (Pashm (wool) is a metaphor for body hair.)
Originally used as "pashmam rikht!" means "my body hair fell off (because i was too shook)!"
Literally means "oh my wool"! (Pashm (wool) is a metaphor for body hair.)
Originally used as "pashmam rikht!" means "my body hair fell off (because i was too shook)!"
When i first saw him i was like "pashmam!". He was looking so gorgeous!
Bro pashmam! Did u hear the news?
Bro pashmam! Did u hear the news?
by ShinnTheHuman August 14, 2018
Inner Spanktum (noun): The deepest bowels of the Spanktuary, sought out for utmost privacy and peace. Usually a bedroom bathroom.
1.) I had to go deep into the Inner Spanktum of my Spanktuary because the in-laws were over for dinner again.
2.) "I need somewhere to jerk off peacefully, they'll never find me in my Inner Spanktum."
2.) "I need somewhere to jerk off peacefully, they'll never find me in my Inner Spanktum."
by D Willy May 18, 2010