pasote
A badass Mexican Motherfucker. Suave, full of machismo, and easy on the eyes.
A man, especially one who is notably virile and sexually active.
A man, especially one who is notably virile and sexually active.
Sculpting Paste
Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.
It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
*Chief walks in room*
Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Sculpting Paste by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021
Dude Paste
Like tooth paste it is a semi-liquid. A term which refers to male semen, but mainly when ejaculated into the mouth.
Dentist Says:
1. Floss 1x Daily
2. Brush Teeth
3. Rinse teeth with dude paste daily.
John: Aye girl, wanna give me some head and I'll give you my dude paste?
Amber: Well, I do love dude paste.
1. Floss 1x Daily
2. Brush Teeth
3. Rinse teeth with dude paste daily.
John: Aye girl, wanna give me some head and I'll give you my dude paste?
Amber: Well, I do love dude paste.
Dude Paste by bryri February 27, 2010
pastebin
A tool used by skids from a hacker forums or from twitter to find scripts to use to hit people offline.
Usually used by twitter skids for finding DDoS scripts.
Usually used by twitter skids for finding DDoS scripts.
pastebin by speakersamuel January 21, 2017
pastede on
Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank.
A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.
The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.
The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.
See also pastede, my hed is pastede on, yay.
A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.
The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.
The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.
See also pastede, my hed is pastede on, yay.
Since the initial wank, anything may be regarded as "pastede on yay". A bad writer can be accused of having his/her spelling (or grammar, or ideas) "pastede on yay!" A fruity drink that does not taste particularly fruity might be said to have its "fruitiness pastede on yay!"
pastede on by LadySphinx November 26, 2004
Sky Paste
Sky Paste by obiwankepwni November 15, 2021
PROMAC&PASTEL
PROMAC&PASTEL by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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