internet

a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.
what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
by BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh July 20, 2009
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A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.
by Charles Cornwallis September 07, 2008
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by VMC August 30, 2003
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Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.
I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003
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The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
by Witness10mm October 06, 2005
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a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.
Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?"

Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
by the my thpathe kid September 15, 2006
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