pasted

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

by Vicarelli December 2, 2009

pasted

Another word for "owned".

You just got pasted son!

by kobel4k3r5 April 7, 2009

pasted

Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".

Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted

by bikehorn6 October 11, 2005

pasted

To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.

Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.

by Gutter Monkey April 23, 2006

pasted

A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters

wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!

by W-UNIT October 4, 2003

pasting

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

by themoreyouno May 7, 2012

pasting

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.

by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012