Top Definition
Getting run over by an automobile and having a large treadmark left across your body.
Damn that asshole in the Humvee fucking tired me!
by humpstick November 14, 2003
Due to lack of sleep.Your eyes feel heavy, you don't want to do anything but lay down and go to sleep. You are likely to become tired in a boring classroom or if you are comfortable.
I went to bed at 3 am, and I was so tired the next day.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
what mindless people type into the little "look up" box on urbandictionary..because they are bored, and most likely tired its a vicious circle
why are is this a definition? everyone knows what it means...i guess im dumbfuc to...oh well
by noflyway99 April 07, 2005
Something that has been repeated too often or something that is no longer exciting.
That song is tired.
by Falken January 16, 2003
What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".
Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."
by Josh March 26, 2004
Go to fucking SLEEP!
You'll thank me for this!
Man1: Man I'm tired...
Man2: (punches Man2 in temple, whom promptly goes to sleep.)
by da Realest nig July 18, 2007
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