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Someone who was not very bright as a youth in school.
You can't expect him to know that; he was a paste-eater.
by KilgoreTrout May 24, 2005
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1) An insult, someone who would have eaten paste when they were a kid.

2) Any one who can't eat solid food.
i.e. babies, guy with a broken jaw

3) Jesse Borges
1) Ahw man, don't invite Karl, that guys a fucking paste eater.

2) Want some more strained carrots paste eater?
by zoloft zantac March 28, 2004
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another term for a geek, nerd, dweeb. Someone who does not fit in.
Refers to the kind of kid who got in trouble for eating paste in preschool activities.
Watching Star Trek reruns is for paste- eaters.
by handyman February 11, 2004
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see him over there he eats paste
by lucki May 24, 2005
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A person that swallows "the paste" when performing fellatio
So she's not the cutest but hey, she's a real paste-eater.
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Someone refined in the art of inserting his/her finger in the nostril and munching on the contents.
Ralph Wiggim is such a paste-eater.
by Pub O'Brien May 24, 2005
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