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What is left over after wrapping both hand around your erect cock. Thats something; either you have it or you don't.
"I have something, about an inch in-a-half of something. Wanta see it?" I asked with a grin.
"What is it?" she replied.
Now she has a restaining order against me. All cause of alittle something.
by The JerkMeister May 17, 2008
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a word that commonly denotes a variable in an example syntax
the definition of %s said type "slang something" and I'm a hyper-literalist and/or wise-ass and ended up here
by hyena sparerib January 08, 2005
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Some-thing. Very simple, really. The name says it all.
by Daedalus January 07, 2004
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an indescribable level of recognition, one that is innately understood between two people.
We're something, eh?
by Yueaahhh.. June 01, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a certin undetermined or unspecified noun or verb
She really should do something about her acne.
by kissesfromcass April 03, 2007
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Something that is not yet known, but will be in the future. It is a very boring word.
Michael: "I've just found the most spoken word in the English dictionary and no one has written a meaning on Urban dicks yet!"

Sandra: "What's that?

Michael: "I'm don't know. It was something."
by Nzbud January 24, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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"We can just do somethings tonight if you cant think of anything else to do..."
by AxZess June 19, 2008
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