pastey

being so white that you reflect light or temporarily blind people.

damn, her legs be so pastey that I have to wear UV sunglasses whenever I get within a 5 mile radius.

by hydrogenated December 10, 2005

pastey

usually a pale, skinny, long shaggy haired, crackhead.
skin tone is very abnormal, looks high 24/7.

man thats your boyfriend? he looks like some pastey dude from upstate.

by andy Viet G style June 4, 2006

Pastey

to be nasty.

Person 1: "i really like Josh"

Person 2: "eww thats pastey."

by Lilygee December 20, 2008

Pastey nigga

When white guys try to be black

" Ethan Brett is the official pastey nigga"

by Yolo swag titties September 17, 2014

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

by BT Cruiser October 31, 2007

pastey white

It is a racist word to use on white people

Your friend "you little nigga" you "shut the fuck up you pastey white" because they white as fuck

by Codfather150 June 15, 2017