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cockstab 

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.
cockstab by Yegolev August 9, 2007

cockstar 

Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!
cockstar by padre February 21, 2021

Cockstar Games 

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.
Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.

Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.
Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."
Cockstacle by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

Cocksabad 

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.
Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!
Cocksabad by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021