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Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
Time flies when you're having fun.
by Jerry F. Lane April 19, 2004
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpiont - its more like a big ball of . . . wibbly wobbly . . . time-y wimey . . . stuff.
Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.
by I_am_The_Doctor September 15, 2013
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What we waste spending time on here looking up random things like Britney spears, and the definition of homosexuality.
Just look at the clock and see what time it is Johnny.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009
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1. occurances (number of)
2. hour at which things occur
3. multiplied by
4. epochs
If you multiply how many times something happened times the times at which these events occurred, you end up with a meaningless number, which is a sign of the times.
by Dr. Hemp October 14, 2003
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From a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.
The TARDIS travels through time and relative dimension in space.
by The Doctor Who October 29, 2011
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After some deep contemplation, i reduced down to the minimal number of 5 elements, needed to construct a concept of time, that as concepts all need to be incorporated in the final definition for time. So basically i deducted the concept we know as time to 5 elements that are needed for its existence minimally:

1. Human observer (own set of needs for existence) > 2. Visible light (own set of needs for existence) > 3. Two objects with Mass (or 1 object and a fore/back ground to compare against, with enough density that we can see and track) > 4. Movement (not too fast, not too slow) > 5. Distance (distance needs space).

what follows is my personal, final definition for time, but organized and worded a little nicer:

Time: A sequence of constant, additive, duration's agreed upon, to separate moments, based on the perceived movement of a visible body with mass, over a set distance in space, that signifies a rate of change that individual humans experience, and is thus relative.
Time is an agreement among men that we experience to be relative, and no man can ever proof time existed before man. Time , light nor space have physical properties that can be physically bend, only zoomed out from far can you see a change in direction by perspective. we cant feel time, so the human element is what makes it relative like a perspective.
by Mr. Lay mandeep. July 17, 2016
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A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.
We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.
by HT February 05, 2004
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