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timefood
Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
Time flies when you're having fun.
by Jerry F. Lane April 19, 2004
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Timesex
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpiont - its more like a big ball of . . . wibbly wobbly . . . time-y wimey . . . stuff.
Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.
by I_am_The_Doctor September 15, 2013
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Timesex
What we waste spending time on here looking up random things like Britney spears, and the definition of homosexuality.
Just look at the clock and see what time it is Johnny.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009
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timework
From a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.
The TARDIS travels through time and relative dimension in space.
by The Doctor Who October 29, 2011
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Timecollege
A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.
We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.
by HT February 05, 2004
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Timework
Something that can only be given away. So, give it to those who matter.
Love God, yourself, your friends, and your family. Give THEM your time.
by Karin'sAClassALoser June 16, 2013
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timesex
n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004
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