6 definitions by Johnny Hookup

Dillybar

An intolerably stupid person.

Mike: Ted, you thought Wayne Gretzky was a wrestler? You dillybar!

Ted: Yeah I know, he was a hockey player. Man, I am a dillybar!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Shitcunt

The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."

George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!

Ali: Yes, George.

George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Cocksabad

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.

Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Cun-not

A woman behaves like a cunt, but is "not" even relevant enough to be referred to as such.

Alfred: Jenny was being such a cunt with me last night.

Ted: Al man, I wouldn't even call her a cunt. She is more of a cun-not!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Dickybird

Slang for penis.

Phil: Agnes, stop trying to fondle my dickybird!

Agnes: No!

by Johnny Hookup October 16, 2021

L4L

Canadian rock band best known for their brand of joke rock and skits in the 2000's. (The name refers to "Loblaws for Life" - where the members met and worked together)

Fred: Did you hear that L4L track "Burnin' Down"?

Ted: Yes, it was catchy, wasn't it?

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021