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1.
An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.
I AM THE TABLE!
by m3tallic4 October 16, 2012
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2.
the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table
by adoe26 February 18, 2010
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3.
Somewhere to have sex.
I had sex on the table with margaret.
by Schqwnbean June 07, 2005
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4.
noun:slang term for turntables
man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
by Chris February 22, 2004
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5.
WOOD
I GOT A TABLE
by SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS February 03, 2012
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6.
A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!
Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"

Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
by landlove March 27, 2011
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7.
n. It is in the middle and things are on it.
"that stack of trays makes a nice table!"

man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?

man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..

girl: yes!
by collegekid111 April 16, 2010
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