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1.
People often confuse this word with figuratively.
-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.
by Built2Spill November 17, 2004
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2.
a much misused adverb, often for emphasis
"I literally died of embarrassment."

"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"
by RockYfella December 05, 2003
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3.
used to describe something that actually happens or exists. One of the most overused words in modern society. Not to be confused with figuratively, as this is the complete opposite.
Incorrect usage:

A: It was literally raining cats and dogs.

B: Really dipshit? How many scratches do you have?

Correct usage:
A: Dude, Justin Bieber literally has half a billion views on YouTube.
B: Shit, really? Now I know the world is coming to an end
by grammerpalice June 29, 2011
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4.
Truthfully actual. Not figuratively.

Used when not bullshitting or by fake cats pretending not to.


"I literally sucked on those jugs!"
by Arel Blyste January 28, 2008
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5.
literally, actually, really, seriously, not figuratively
Person: i'm literally a polar bear
by batrider January 08, 2012
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6.
A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.
Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Chick: Literally?
Dude: Well, no.
by yarwknil March 29, 2010
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7.
Often used on Facebook by idiots. Adverb carrying the meaning of 'figuratively'. In real life means 'literally'.
OMG my phone its literally blowin up wit texts rite now.
by SarcasticBastard November 04, 2011
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