word of the day: August 16, 2013 and March 06, 2013
-Dude, you figuratively
died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.
a much misused adverb, often for emphasis
"I literally died of embarrassment."
"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"
used to describe something that actually happens or exists. One of the most overused words in modern society. Not to be confused with figuratively
, as this is the complete opposite.
A: It was literally raining cats and dogs.
B: Really dipshit? How many scratches do you have?
A: Dude, Justin Bieber literally has half a billion views on YouTube.
B: Shit, really? Now I know the world is coming to an end
Truthfully actual. Not figuratively.
Used when not bullshitting or by fake cats pretending not to.
"I literally sucked on those jugs!"
literally, actually, really, seriously, not figuratively
Person: i'm literally a polar bear
A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.
Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Dude: Well, no.
Often used on Facebook by idiots. Adverb carrying the meaning of 'figuratively'. In real life means 'literally'.
OMG my phone its literally blowin up wit texts rite now.