2 definitions by mebematt77

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A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.
Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."
by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

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A woman of ill repute who has rightfully earned her shame by hooking-up with anyone and is willing to do anything.
Friend 1: Damn, Jenny will hook-up with just about anyone, and she is such a freak!

Friend 2: Oh, honey, I know. I feel bad for her future husband. The girl's just a slop mop.
by mebematt77 December 03, 2009

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