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likely first described in Manhattan's venerable Bellevue Hospital, this condition is diagnosed when the unfortunate patient is both crazy, and has a CD4 count less than 200 (has AIDS).
that guy is on atripla and got 5 of haldol for urinating at the nurses...yeah, he has craids.
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cbAIDS • CAIDS • Chaids • Claids • Craidses • craid • C-Bands
Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
Chaids by JC1976 February 6, 2007
The Canadian version of AIDS

Canadian+AIDS=CAIDS

How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease:

-Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington

-Extreme passion for maple syrup

-Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans

-Acts like a moose in strange situations

-Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc.

-Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta

-Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags
Joey:"What is wrong with Taylor??"

Martess:"I think she has CAIDS..."

Joey:"Thats sad..."
CAIDS by Joebear and Mar Mar March 8, 2010
When your vehicle is slowly over a short amount of time dying on you.
I don't want to sink any more money into this Caids infected car!
Caids by Iwilleatyourtoes January 17, 2018
Clamydia + Aids = Claids.

This is a disease only the dirtiest nigglets have.
Guy1: OMGWTFBBQ, Did you see that skank?!
Guy2: She totally has claids.

Guy1: OMG bro, did you see dat fine ass nigglet
Guy2: Nigguh, u no she got datz claids beotch.
Claids by Saucebaws November 15, 2011
"omg that chav caught chaids"
Chaids by Rhys Baylis May 9, 2008
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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