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likely first described in Manhattan's venerable Bellevue Hospital, this condition is diagnosed when the unfortunate patient is both crazy, and has a CD4 count less than 200 (has AIDS).
that guy is on atripla and got 5 of haldol for urinating at the nurses...yeah, he has craids.
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Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
Chaids by JC1976 February 6, 2007
The Canadian version of AIDS

Canadian+AIDS=CAIDS

How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease:

-Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington

-Extreme passion for maple syrup

-Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans

-Acts like a moose in strange situations

-Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc.

-Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta

-Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags
Joey:"What is wrong with Taylor??"

Martess:"I think she has CAIDS..."

Joey:"Thats sad..."
CAIDS by Joebear and Mar Mar March 8, 2010
When your vehicle is slowly over a short amount of time dying on you.
I don't want to sink any more money into this Caids infected car!
Caids by Iwilleatyourtoes January 17, 2018
Clamydia + Aids = Claids.

This is a disease only the dirtiest nigglets have.
Guy1: OMGWTFBBQ, Did you see that skank?!
Guy2: She totally has claids.

Guy1: OMG bro, did you see dat fine ass nigglet
Guy2: Nigguh, u no she got datz claids beotch.
Claids by Saucebaws November 15, 2011
chaids, also known as chav aids
"omg that chav caught chaids"
Chaids by Rhys Baylis May 9, 2008