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1.
chaids, also known as chav aids
"omg that chav caught chaids"
by Rhys Baylis May 09, 2008
 
2.
Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
by JC1976 February 03, 2007
 
3.
skin diseases and sickness's gained through working out.
After I finished working out my Chaids flared up again.
by man a mal July 24, 2009
 
4.
A penis with no head.
When your ex-girlfriend get's mad at you, and chops off the only part of your penis that's worth having.

"YOU CHEATED ON ME! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHAID"
by G+AYAEGKASFG December 11, 2007
 
5.
When you're really high and your eyes are super chinked.
Dude i smoked three joints im so chaid
by d-nizzle & r-wad November 12, 2010
 
6.
chaids, also known as chav aids
"omg that chav caught chaids"
by Rhys Baylis May 09, 2008
 
7.
Aids of the chin.
I think I have chaids.
Clean up your face, it looks like you have chaids.
by mrblister March 17, 2009