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The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
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A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about. The life of the party and hilarious. A little too perverted at times but its funny so it all works out. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A hard worker with a little too much on their plate but they try their best. Sometimes a joey needs a good friend to remind them its all worth it.
I was having a bad night until i got online and talked to him. he's such a joey
by <<<<<<4 February 23, 2010
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A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
Tall,dark, and handsome
Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
Complete package
Total hottie
My Joey Joe Joe
Joey is soooooooooo hot
by BethW May 15, 2008
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A competitive boy with a unique sense of compassion for everyone around him who is sexy enough to be the spawn of Rob Lowe. He's usually very serene and collected and helps his friends be the same, but when highly agitated his emotions tend to take over. He's like a perfect big brother to everyone. All the girls want him more than they want anything because when he takes his shirt off, it's like heaven embodied in a single man.
girl 1: I wish I had my own Joey
girl 2: Don't we all!
by uscgirl1658 May 16, 2010
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Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.
Someday I'll wake up with my Joey.
by 1995JBJ October 23, 2009
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An intelligent, incredible sexy, and wonderful human being.
Joey has the habit of breaking everything down and making things
complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Joey has a great
sense of humor and can always make you laugh. Hours feel like seconds when
you're talking to Joey.Joey is also a stud muffin, being far from Joey can
be extremely difficult. Joey is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Joey will make you smile like a fool.
Joey is the best thing that has happened to me.
by katester3000 March 03, 2010
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A Joey is just that random person in the background... Nobody even knows why they're there. They are literally everywhere, but they are usually seen around school.
Person 1 : "Oh look! A wild Joey in its natural habitat!"
Person 2 : "Wow! Really? Those are so common now anyway."
by fuzzlez January 16, 2017
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