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starshika 

The biggest piece of shit in the whole world. If you're day is going terribly he'll make it even worse. He has a tendency to spill the beans. He cannot be trusted when keeping secrets. He's smooth on paper, in reality he can only make girlfriends in roblox, minecraft, and the most uncommon Webkinz. If you accidentally say something personal hell keep teasing you about it until the day you die. Do not befriend a Starshika, for if you befriend him. He will fuck you twice everyday for 365 days in two centuries. Do not approach one, do not talk to one, and most importantly do nut TRUST one.
Yo Starshika beated the shit out of my elderly disabled cat.
That's a Starshika for you!
starshika by BamboozlerTheThird January 15, 2018
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Starchild-demigod 

An extraterrestrial demigod (semigod from another planet, the stars or outer-space), particularly one who has incarnated.
The starchild-demigod mocked a demigod from Earth saying, 'You earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth and we celestial demigods are more ethereal, since we come from the stars!'
Referring to a person or character of ages thirteen through seventeen who is overly kind and charismatic but is constantly hit with many difficult choices. Character can be seen by others as selfish, naive, or childish when first introduced but is ultimately the most mature.

Starchild may even posses certain abilities or skills that make them unique.
The Starchild, although young, has faced many difficult things in their life.

starchitect 

The supermodel of building architects who is well-known by the mainstream and whose work often appears in architecture magazines. He is often commissioned large public projects due to his fame, and typically applies his stylistic signature to all his buildings regardless of the characteristics of the surrounding site and/or neighborhood. He often has a line of home furnishings or household appliances that he licensed and created under his namesake, such as chairs, desk accessories, and even teapots. Examples of starchitects include: Michael Graves, Frank Gehry, Richard Meier, and I.M. Pei.
To boost the publicity, the museum decided to hire a starchitect for its expansion project.
starchitect by Pansy Cheng, R.A. November 6, 2005
A person who loves the stars, moon, and anything else in the solar system. They feel particularly happier and at peace at night and during full moons.

One who thinks it is too hard to exist in this world and would much rather be closer to the stars.
starchild: "A star is dying"

bystander: "ok"
Starchild by Ava Corr October 21, 2012

Savage Starchild

A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.

While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge

This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"

"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."

"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
man my starchies could split a melon in half.
Starchies by x August 24, 2004