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1. jeans
a girls best friend; simple, comfortable, cute, classic, completely wearable and flattering on anyone
the best piece of clothing in amy's closet were her low rise, worn-in jeans
2. Jeans
Casual apparel consisting of a denim covering of the lower body...with a deadly side effect. Basically jeans are the arch nemesis of the weewee, for not even the strongest of ding dong can penetrate through jeans.
Mom: Happy birthday, Rob! Here's your present!

Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?

Mom:...under your jeans
3. jeans
a stupid over-worn piece of clothing that has taken over the human race.
Joe: wow, did you realize that everyone in this room from that baby to that old man is wearing jeans?

Fred: yeah, so?

Joe: i mean, don't you think its weird that like, everybody wears jeans like every day?

Fred: i don't care, their comfortable. I mean, what are people supposed to wear?

Joe: forget it.
4. jeans
Something that assholes wear every single day, and the same kind, too.
That asshole Robyn wears the same jeans every day.
5. jeans
Something that assholes wear every single day, and the same kind, too.
That asshole Robyn wears the same jeans every day.
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