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adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced
Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced
by Hotknives September 11, 2003
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Johnny was so faced last night at Lollapallooza, he did so much molly
by stupidfac3d August 21, 2012
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facedthe act of telling someone off or completely humiliating them. could also be defined as disrespecting or putting someone down. use goes very well with sarcasm. usually followed by scratch moded.
Guy 1: Ive gotten way more pussy than you have dude.
Masta J Hotness: Yeah but you fuck cats you sicko, ooh faced!
Masta J Hotness: Scratch moded.
by Jimmy T February 03, 2005
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AS SHOWN IN THE MOVIE 'CABIN FEVER':
"Yeah, he's a professor. OF BEING A DOG! Ooh, faced! ...scratch-moded."
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desribing oneself as having intense visual hallucinations, often during the peak of a lsd or mushroom trip. (letting loose completely to the direction the voyage is taking you)
paul: "hey man, how's your night goin?"
derek: "ohhh dude, i am totally f'n faced right now!"
paul: "yea? intense?"
derek: "yeah bro, the walls are breathing!"
by spades n heartz November 15, 2007
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They have a keg in the back, everyone's getting totally faced.
by benrawk December 10, 2006
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Short for shit-faced, meaning drunk.
Man, he was so faced last night he mnooned the cops!
by voidmstr January 19, 2005
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