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A common name for a man’s penis.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is Richard happy to see me?
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My name is Dick but most people call me Richard.
by Don't Be A Richard October 17, 2014
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A euphemism for dick!

Simply replace the word “dick” with “Richard!”
What a Richard! = What a dick.
Suck my Richard! = Suck my dick.
I love Richard! = I love dick.
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Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!
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A euphemism for dick, penis, cock, the D, sausage, etc.
A richard came to the richard fest with his richard in a box. A richard sucker opened the box, saw the richard and got richard envy.

Is a euphemism for:

A dick came to the sausage fest with his dick in a box. A cock sucker opened the box, saw the D and got penis envy.
by Don't Be A Richard September 27, 2014
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Word for a mans penis. When a mans name is Richard, he is commonly referred to as "Dick".
"Oh fuck, my Richard hurts."
by TehHonors February 14, 2015
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Another name for dick or penis.
He was called richard.
by Slimearoo May 01, 2016
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