x's definitions

vig

1)the interest payment on a loan paid back to the creditor by a certain percent.
2)short for "vigorish" used in gambling;When wagering on a straight wager (point spread or total), you lay a certain amount of money to win a smaller amount of money. The difference between what is wagered and what is won is called the 'Juice' or 'VIG'. This 'Juice' or 'VIG' is one of the ways a sports book makes its money. In football and basketball the 'Juice' (or 'VIG') is 10%. In other words, for every $110 wagered you will win $100. If you lose the wager, you lose $110. If you win the wager, you get the $110 'Juice' refunded to you, plus the $100 in winnings ($110 + $100 = $210 total paid back to your account).

1)joe, "Lucky Hands wants one over prime".
tony, "what?".
joe, "he wants 1 point over the vig"
2)joe, "i wonder what the vig is for the jay hawks, huskers game?"
vito, "10%"

by x February 1, 2004

pump some rump

Anal intercourse.

"Jake likes to pump some rump."

by x January 31, 2003

office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.

"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."

by x January 22, 2003

Hasbin

an individual that is past their prime and has receeded into a lesser state of being.

he was a hit celeb 10 years ago but now he's just a hasbin, washed up loser doing b-side tracks

by X December 6, 2004

bate

Short for masturbation. See bater

"I'm going to bate and bust a nut."

by x January 31, 2003

slab

slab stands for Slow Low And Bangin'. mainly used in the south for any car that is fully customized (ie. sound system, paint job, rims, engine, ect).

"i'm a slab rider and nuttin less"

by x September 3, 2003

spanker

See monkey spanker

by x January 31, 2003