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1.
Heavily starched and creased jeans.
man my starchies could split a melon in half.
by x August 24, 2004
 
2.
A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley
"omg STARCHY UR SO SHIT"
by jason September 21, 2004
 
3.
very small, tiny organ or a way to refer to something as little.
that nigga got a starch dick! or damn that car is starchy
by nubb boy April 03, 2009