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Dittmanns are all powerful and all knowing; reluctantly and rarely pessimistic and always full of life(s) vital energy. Renowned as passionate lovers extremely senusal and aware. Detailed to a fault; yet social and extremely vocal. Typically the center of attention due to either publically discarding their pants or because intense vocalization is of such groundbreaking importance that others cannot help but consider a alternate perspective. Likened in the animal world to Bengal Tiger(s); Horned Owls and Koala Bears. Known to be extremely dangerous when either angry, hungry or intoxicated.
Hunter S Thompson Dittmann; Bengal Tiger; Great Horned Owl; Earnest Hemingway; Praying Mantis
by Guinness Badger February 03, 2010