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2 definitions by budsbabe

 
1.
Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
by budsbabe February 01, 2008
 
2.
The sudden, urgent, uncontrollable release of an enormous amount of shit, most frequently diarrhea. It is much worse and more violent than a shart. It can make you:
1. shit your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the shitter something awful!

It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.
I ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, I had a shitsplosion so bad, I had to put my panties in my purse and haul ass from the restaurant.

Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!

That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.

My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.

by budsbabe December 06, 2007