I ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, I had a shitsplosion so bad, I had to put my panties in my purse and haul ass from the restaurant.
Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend
. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!
That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.
My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.