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1. thing
'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are: 1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of. 2. An interest or area of knowledge 3. A penis. 4. An engagement or appointment. 5. A romantic relationship. 6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?

2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."

3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.

4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.

5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.

6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
by lynx wings Apr 23, 2005 share this
2. thing
way to describe falling for someone. Like a crush
I've got a thing for Krista
by Mietek May 12, 2005 share this
3. Thing
A thing is a thing. Much like a thing but more thingy.
The thing is brokeen so get the thing to replace the thing because without the thing the thing would not be thingy.
by Thing Apr 12, 2005 share this
4. thing
The name for any object, place, happening, word, thought, person, group, name, date, group of people, group of happenings, group of thoughts, group of places, group of objects, group of groups, group of names, or group of dates that the person who is referring to them cannot, at that moment in time, come up with, or know, the real name of the object, place, happening, word, thought, person, group, name, date, group of people, group of happenings, group of thoughts, group of places, group of objects, group of groups, group of names, or group of dates.
"What's this thing?"

"This thing?"

"Yah, that thing."

"This thing is a car."

"Oh that's what that thing is?"

"Yes, that's what that thing is.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 24, 2004 share this
5. thing
a word used to refer to any item, place, event, feeling, matter/issue, detail, situation, course of action, idea, etc.
I can't find the thing.
Did you go to the thing?
The thing just got weird.
That's the thing to do.
I have to talk to you about the thing.



by gd Jan 27, 2003 share this
6. thing
A name applied to someone or something that isn't even worth being called by name. Someone not human.
Rehmeyer is a 'thing'. he's not even worthy of being addressed by name.
7. Thing
1. A name for a couple, like a "pair" or a way to say that two people are going out. Not to be used for married people, it's usually used when someone suspects two people are going out, but doesn't know. Or they are telling someone that two people are going out.
1. "So, Josh and Brittany, I guess they're a "thing" now.
2. "Dude, so are Josh and Brittany, like, a "thing" or what?
by chicken butt Jul 13, 2003 share this