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When a man, who is in heat or horny will grow a hornboner in his approprate area, and will be unable to prevent his body from charging in. this usually occurs when the subject in question has not had relations with a woman in quite some time.
*man standing by bar, woman leans over bar, and her cleavage is in his direct field of vision, he gets the urge or horned to put the moves on her and any other woman he can until his urge is satisfied*
by Keishan R May 15, 2008
I word used by old gay white men who are aesthetically unappealing, also known as ugly.
Horned over here...lookin' for fresh meat to tame this little beast between my flabby pale legs.
by Thetruth82 November 13, 2010
To viciously ram an object or person from the back with little to no warning.
Andrew horned his car into Nico's.
Andrew fucked Nico from the back.
by Tomtay January 01, 2012
When you have provided a service, beyond reasonable expectations, and for no good reason, this hat wearing individual wants a ridiculous discount base purely on douchebagery.

Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!

(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)

After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.

The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
by Patient waiter October 20, 2010
The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny.
Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!
by Kenthar February 24, 2004
Big Tits with real pointy nipples, and the person is really horny all the time
Pamela Anderson is horned
by White Cracker June 24, 2007
To be drunk out fo one's mind.
"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."
by Beaker February 22, 2004
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