When a man, who is in heat or horny
will grow a hornboner
in his approprate area, and will be unable to prevent his body from charging in. this usually occurs when the subject in question has not had relations with a woman in quite some time.
*man standing by bar, woman leans over bar, and her cleavage is in his direct field of vision, he gets the urge or horned to put the moves on her and any other woman he can until his urge is satisfied*
I word used by old gay white men who are aesthetically unappealing, also known as ugly.
Horned over here...lookin' for fresh meat to tame this little beast between my flabby pale legs.
To viciously ram an object or person from the back with little to no warning.
Andrew horned his car into Nico's.
Nico from the back.
When you have provided a service, beyond reasonable expectations, and for no good reason, this hat wearing individual wants a ridiculous discount base purely on douchebagery
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit
similar to that of an infant
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice
individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
Big Tits with real pointy nipples, and the person is really horny all the time
Pamela Anderson is horned
The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny
Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!
To be drunk out fo one's mind.
"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."