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1.
a synonym for drunk
Larry: "That's my fourth Slalom Lager tonight. I'm getting pretty Hemingway here.“
Steve: "Hemingway enough to get with that Tri Delt over there?"
Larry: "Hell no man!"
Steve: "Well how about that horse standing next to the Tri Delt?"
Larry: "Yeah, I'll do that. I'm pretty Hemingway."
by Nicholas D November 11, 2003
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2.
Verb. Writing a paper under the influence of alcohol, like noted author, Ernest Hemingway.
It's due tomorrow. I totally have to hemingway that term paper tonight.
by tilalilalililil February 25, 2011
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3.
Located on the University of Pittsburgh campus, Hemingway's is by far the best bar in the Pittsburgh area. Features include kick ass bartender Lynn and half priced food 9-11.
We got out of class at 3:00, so we thought of no better way to enjoy the evening than by heading across the street to Hemingway's.
by AIPSG July 24, 2008
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4.
When one is jacking off and hits himself in the head with his own load. Term so coined because Hemingway also shot himself in the head with his own beloved rifle.
I was rubbing one out and I totally pulled a Hemingway right in my eye.
by ErnieH December 16, 2008
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5.
Verb, to blow one's brains out with a shotgun. Usually used in reference to suicide, but can be used to denote homicide as well. Named after American author Ernest Hemingway who died by hemingway.
John: Did you hear? Kurt Cobain died!!
Jane: Yeah, I heard he hemingwayed himself!

John: I hate this office job! I might have to hemingway everybody in here!
by Kraft_d May 18, 2010
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6.
A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.

In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
Stop saying Hemingway was good; he was just a random lardass closeted Romantic!
by Mashizzlewinks November 15, 2005
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