(1) Verb, to with, withed, withed - ejaculate, orgasm
Absurdist recursion of "to cum" - to ejaculate, by translating the latin preposition "cum" meaning "with" like in "magna cum laude".
(2) Acronym, WITH - standing for "What in the hell", useable akin to WTF
(3) Noun (uncountable), with - sperm, ejaculate
Stemming from the same absurdist thought process
A: "She told me to pull out, but I accidentally withed inside her"
B: "Dude, I was totally watching her webcam show and withed all over my keyboard when I saw her with!"
A: "WITH? Why would you do that?"
B: "WITH... That is such a silly and stupid way to say cum."
A: "Shit man, my with is probably in her womb now..."
B: "Oh, shut up and eat my with."
A term some use to mean "What in the hell" that is generally followed by a question mark. This term is very similar to WTF. Usually used when something very strange or weird happens.
After hearing my cat tell us why he doenst like us, we all were like, WITH!!??