Top Definition
devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.
Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
by sistwosix December 14, 2003
getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing
you have vip acess ;)
by Joey October 18, 2003
to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.
1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
by Oreo, Cracka and Bean October 14, 2003
an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it
look above
Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
Boss: "Anyone?"
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
by Dave October 17, 2003
to gain entrance to.
i gained access to that girls pussy
by the one October 20, 2003
90s Japanese, WHAM!-esque pop band. Headed by Hiroyuki Takami, and grooves provided by Daisuke Asakura.
I would rather listen to Access than have sex.
by Melancholic June 02, 2005
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